Want some?

If you can’t find JUICE PATROL in your local shop, then the best way to get hold of some is to get someone to deliver it to you.

And if asked politely, the people who’ll do that are called Real Food Direct.

Just call them up on 08700 444555 or buy online by clicking on the flavour you like best.

Each bottle costs about £1.09 and you get a pack of 12 when you buy from Real Food Direct. There’ll also be a small delivery charge which depends on how much you order from them, including some of their other nice stuff.

OR

if you’re out and about, you can get some from one of the Pontis cafes or The West Cornwall Pasty Company